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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY FUCK
OH MY GOD.
MINDFUCK.
LOL MATH JOKES NEVER GET OLD.
(via c-swizzle)
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via the-knight-of-the-laughing-tree)
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
‘I have an army,’ Maleficent taunted.
‘Yeah?’ said Rapunzel, ‘we have Kuzco.’
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
… O____________________O SOMEBODY MUST FIC THIS
Don’t kid yourselves, Kuzco would be Stark.
(via random-call-me-that)
(Source: paulywesley, via daniellemarinn)
| English: | I love you |
|---|---|
| Slovak : | Milujem ťa |
| Finnish: | Rakastan sinua |
| Slovenian: | Ljubim te |
| Danish: | Jeg elsker dig |
| Portuguese: | Amo-te |
| Tagalog: | Mahal kita |
| Punjabi: | Panchod chup kar |
| Somali: | Dhillo iska amus |
| Arabic: | Ana bahebak |
| Moroccan Arabic: | Kanbghik |
| Polish: | Kocham cię |
| Albanian: | Te dua |
| Hebrew: | אני אוהב אותך |
| Urdu: | Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh |
| Greek: | Σε αγαπώ |
| Irish: | Táim i' ngrá leat |
| Spanish: | Te amo. / Te quiero. |
| French: | Je t'aime |
| Marathi: | Maaze Tujhyaawar Prem Aahe. |
| German: | Ich liebe dich. |
| Chamorro: | Hu Guaiya Hao. |
| Sherlock: | That, ah--thing that you did. That you, um, you offered to do. That was, uh, good. |
| Doctor Who: | I'll wait for you. |
| Tfios: | Okay. |
| Glee: | *sips coffee* *swishes around mouth* *swallows* *inhales* *exhales* Iloveyou |
| Harry Potter: | Always |
| Parseltounge: | hasssuuseethhhoressshhhh |
| Harry Styles: | Erm, so basically... we just... go quite well... |
| Tumblr: | KJDSLFJSKJASNKLJGAHKLRJHG |
| Hunger Games: | Real |
| Divergent: | I might be in love with you |
| Supernatural: | I care about you but we can't be together because a demon will kill you. |
| Game Of Thrones: | You are the moon of my life. |
| House Of Anubis: | You're my chosen one |
| Tony Stark: | I don't have anyone but you |
This post never existed.
What post?
Wait, when did i reblog this?
Reblog what?
what is a tumblr?
where am i?
(Source: insoportableywea, via c-swizzle)
(via spiderman-maryjane)
DEAR GODS OF INCESTUOUS NORNS.
I can’t even begin to explain how exceptionally brilliant this editing is.
There are no words for this perfection.
-
I wasn’t sure if this was on here yet but if it was…THEN IT MUST BE REVIVED AGAIN.
…HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
THIS IS AWESOME
oh my gawd!!!!!!!!!!
This. IS. WAY TOO MUCH.
The editing is perfect. PERFECT. FUCKING PERFECT. THE STORYLINE IS PERFECT. EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
ANYONE WHO SHIPS THORKI… SCRATCH THAT! ANYONE WHO HAS A BRAIN SHOULD WATCH THIS!!!
THIS IS AMAZINGLY PERFECT I WAS SERIOUSLY HYPERVENTILATING FROM EXCITEMENT!!
i NOD’T ENVE KWON WAHT TO SYA
(via random-call-me-that)
Just sucker punch me in the heart.
I CAN SEE HIM PLAYING GEORGE OHMGYAOIJFALKFDJ;A
(Source: wincested, via the-knight-of-the-laughing-tree)
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
((THOR IS THE BEST THOR))
((athhorable))
